Archive for January, 2014

Painting the Porch

16 Jan
A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some extra money
for the summer, decided to hire  herself out as a “handy woman” and
started canvassing  a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked  the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to  do.

“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch” he  said.  “How
much will you charge  me?”
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, “How about  $50?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and everything
she would need were in the  garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she
realize that our porch goes ALL the  way around the house?”
“That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?” he  responded.
The wife replied, “You’re right.  I guess I’m  starting to believe all those
dumb blonde  jokes.”
A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect  her money.
“You’re finished already??” the startled husband asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I even had paint left over so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her
along with a $10 tip.
“Thank you,” the blonde said,  “And, by the way, it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.

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